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sirobvious:

arrow-to-the-nii:

nohnoelle:

How To Train Your Humans

Give me a goddamn cup of coffee you shitty sunnuva fuckbasket.

$25

sirobvious:

arrow-to-the-nii:

nohnoelle:

How To Train Your Humans

Give me a goddamn cup of coffee you shitty sunnuva fuckbasket.

$25

(Source: epic-humor)

witheringghost:

do you ever just kinda wonder what your selling point as a human being or friend is? like, what was the point at which people were like: hey, I’ll keep this human

pandavalkyrie:

MY STATE JOINED THE COMMON SENSE BRIGADE

pandavalkyrie:

MY STATE JOINED THE COMMON SENSE BRIGADE

thorxndor:

I was sitting on my friends bed with her when she came out as gay

and I was looking through a Chinese food pamphlet

so I put it down, looked at her and said “I was going to suggest ordering food but I see now you’d prefer to eat out”

and I don’t think she’s ever really forgave me  

7echnicolor:

fuckyeahitsjen:

humunuh

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck i need sushi

(Source: photosetavenue)

gang0fwolves:

jayxcrvig:

foreignpussy:

thotcuffa:

kiroho:

bblackgoldd:

digableplanet:

ghettoanime:

Fuck nah.

Nah yo… Fuck that

Wut

relax please

lmfaooooo wtf

soccer players never fail to amaze me

I think this Is from Shaolin soccer. The rawest soccer movie ever made

it is, and let’s not forget these gems

gang0fwolves:

jayxcrvig:

foreignpussy:

thotcuffa:

kiroho:

bblackgoldd:

digableplanet:

ghettoanime:

Fuck nah.

Nah yo… Fuck that

Wut

relax please

lmfaooooo wtf

soccer players never fail to amaze me

I think this Is from Shaolin soccer. The rawest soccer movie ever made

it is, and let’s not forget these gems

(Source: yodiscrepo)

conversationparade:

nar AU where ino infiltrates the akatsuki and literally no one notices because she and deidara are never in the same room at the same time

And how hard is it to land even a minimum-wage job? This year, the Ivy League college admissions acceptance rate was 8.9%. Last year, when Walmart opened its first store in Washington, D.C., there were more than 23,000 applications for 600 jobs, which resulted in an acceptance rate of 2.6%, making the big box store about twice as selective as Harvard and five times as choosy as Cornell. Telling unemployed people to get off their couches (or out of the cars they live in or the shelters where they sleep) and get a job makes as much sense as telling them to go study at Harvard.

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"Why Don’t the Unemployed Get Off Their Couches?" and Eight Other Critical Questions for Americans (via seriouslyamerica)

Don’t get me started.

(via tamorapierce)

Not to mention that not everyone who applies for a job is unemployed, so it can be even more challenging to compete when you’re not just trying to beat the pool of other folks whose lives are where yours is.

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hug-a-mermaid:

Favorite Muggleborns headcanons (1/?)