That's A Definite Maybe

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Sep 1

Going to Ten sushi tonight.

This is becoming a common occurrence.

I’m OK with that.

Sep 1

averagefairy:

u ever text someone something risky and every second that they dont respond is another spike in ur blood pressure and u stare at your hand like why did u type that u fool its over the universe is crumbling to pieces this is my demise

Sep 1

Dwarfs Crown is the only game I was disappointed I didn’t own a PS3 for.

Sep 1

huffleist-of-puffs:

cumber-bitches:

Stop making books into films and start making them into a tv show so we could have a lot more detail to them and they can stick to the book easier.

I thought this was going to make me annoyed but everything turned out better than expected

Sep 1
Sep 1

ok speaking of gross period jokes what if because vegeta loves goin down on that blue-haired alien wife of his the first time she's like "don't worry about it, bad period this month" he's like REALLY COS I HEAR ORGASMS ARE GOOD FOR CURING CRAMPS SHALL WE TEST THIS OUT I THINK WE SHOULD and everything looks like he just tore out someone's throat after but bulma's happy and vegeta gets a joker smile of period smear and i know this sounds nasty but god i can't stop internally laughing/awwing

Anonymous

Sep 1
can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

pastperspectives:

guys… it’s a palm tree.

NO

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

pastperspectives:

guys… it’s a palm tree.

NO

(Source: thesacredword)

Sep 1

theshoutingendoflife:

jaclcfrost:

standing next to sunflowers always makes me feel weak like “look at this flower. this flower is taller than i am. this flower is winning and i’m losing”

Wow you are not ready to hear about trees.

Sep 1
samszymart:

If a shellder bites a slowpoke in a trainer battle, who keeps the resulting pokemon? Is there a legal system in place? do they take it to slowcourt?

Obviously they decide the owner through a Pokemon battle!

samszymart:

If a shellder bites a slowpoke in a trainer battle, who keeps the resulting pokemon? Is there a legal system in place? do they take it to slowcourt?

Obviously they decide the owner through a Pokemon battle!

Sep 1

confetti-its-a-parade-btch:

gookgod:

cameoamalthea:

the-dragonblades-shadow:

sizvideos:

Video

//This began the rise of Aperture Science.

BUT GUYS!

What if we used this to coat foam cosplay weapons and armor? 

what if i sprayed this on my dick while i was hard. i would have the eternal wood

no… this
is the beginning of Aperture Science